Gayonaise
the white mayaonaise-like substance that forms around the -n-s during -n-l s-x. caused by the loss of moisture, in water based pesronal lubrication gels, due to heat and friction (ky).
d-mn, i poked that dude’s -ss so long and hard, i done whipped up some gayonaise.
a smooth goo-like matter that appears as if by magic during high-friction s-xual encounters having to do with s-x involving the chocolate starfish or -n-s.
we thumped b-ttcheeks ’till a glob of gayonaise reared up and said “booya’ keep on thumpin'”
a sauce that is made up of garlic and mayonaise – it’s common name is “aioloi”. this, is too many vowels for one word and can be quite a mouthful – hence ‘gayonaise’. this sauce is usually consumed with hot chips.
“i would like to order some hot chips with a side of gayonaise please”
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