gaytio
adjective
the ratio of straight people to gay people in a given group or area.
1. this club has a very high gaytio doesn’t it raoul?
2. new farm has a higher gaytio to other suburbs.
the ratio of gay (and gay defined) people to straight (and straight defined) people.
“the gaytio here is 50/50! thats insane!”
or “the gaytio of chicks to dudes h-tting on me is 25/75. good thing, because as a hetero girl i prefer dudes. but if i were gay i would still have options…”
noun
the phenomenon by which a party’s girl to guy ratio is increased to account for h-m-s-xual males.
1. because of the gaytio, archibald’s function was quite pleasant indeed, for all in attendance.
2. the jam seemed wack at first but after weighing the considerable gaytio, it was decided that staying was in the group’s best interest.
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