Gaytriots


the original intended name for the new england patriots. the owners were enraged that the nfl wouldnt allow gaytriots and thought that patriots would be a more american name for the team, but the truth behind thier name still rings out each and every sunday during the nfl season…..
“new england gaytriots quarterback tom brady doesn’t have any chubes.”

“tom brady is a pervert 5000.”

“bill belichick is a slop tart.”

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