Gayvangelical


an evangelical christian who hypocritically denounces h-m-s-xuals while being one. this type of person is typically in a high-profile position and nearly always in the closet.
the chief pastor would often say, “g-d hates f-gs,” in his sermons, but when it turned out that he had been seeing a gay prost-tute, my friends and i agreed that he was a gayvangelical.

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