gayvid james(lis’ father)
billy goat, strikes upon sight
eats clothing when found laying around unsupervised
prefers cotton,
seen very seldom, this creature will peak its head out of the door of the bathroom and u can see it for a second or 3. so if u can, see if u can can catch a quick glimpse of it..
watch out when these are at ur house, they will strike without warning..
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