gaywalker


a person who is unable to walk in a straight line.
look at that guy, he’s all over the place, what a gaywalker.
the inverse of metros-xual. basically, a man who doesn’t care about fashion, hair product, or window treatments – but he’s gay. he might be interested in sports, cars, electronics and other straight guy stuff. you would never think he’s gay until you find his p-rn collection.
john’s roommate seemed normal, but he left a dvd in the player. when john pressed eject, he found out his roommate was a gaywalker.
when a heteros-xual man walks with a certain pep, strut, or swagger closely resembling that of a flaming, flamboyant h-m-s-xual man.
“who’s that h-m- walking toward us?” – dave
“wait a sec, that looks like mike!” – james
“man, he’s a total gaywalker!” – dave

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