gaywomandog
is a gay man that’s turns out to be a woman. it comes every thousand years and it has a pink j-panese umbrella with flowers on it where his d-ck should be. it wanders around the city in the form of a dog and speaks french. it also sparkles. he says things like : ” je vais te tuer pet-t enculé, si tu ne m’apporte pas des champignons marinés.”
the kid got killed by the gaywomandog, we found his remains in a french restaurant.
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