Gazort


an underwater fart.
jim brown : hey tyler, what’s a gazort?

tyler : it’s a underwater fart
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tyler: i’d drag my b-lls against rusty metal and razor blades just to hear her gazort through a walkie talkie
a fart that occurs whilst underwater.
d-mn dude, i saw the bubbles from that gazort.

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