gazprellied


not being allowed out to play. grounded.
boy: mom, can i go out to play?
mother: no! silly boy, you’re gazprellied!
an incongruous state of enclosure enforced by the birth of a first born child, particulary used to note the juxtaposition of parental responibility with the obvious benefits of an upcoming event.
i’ll have to check with (partner) first, i’m gazprellied mate.

i really want to do it, but i’ve been gazprellied since the baban came along.

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