GCSE English Literature
a gcse (general certificate of education) that you can take in school. you will study a play and a book that your teacher will do his/her best to ruin by a.) forcing you to embarr-ssingly read them out loud in cl-ss, and b.) forcing you to over–n-lyze them whilst ignoring their immediate, aesthetic value.
but this is not always the case. if you are doing the foundation level (like i did) you will be thought of as too much of a r-t-rd to be able to read. instead you will watch some pretentious film adaptation on an old tv not worthy to be shot at by a drugged-up elvis presley.
either way, you will come away with an extremely negative view of cl-ssical literature. however, you may be lucky enough to rediscover it in later life and enjoy it properly.
gcse english literature teacher: “so what can we see in jessica’s defiance of her father that is reminiscent of a 20th centry movement that has changed so much?”
student: “fascism?”
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