GDSOMFB
abbreviation for “g-d d-mn son of a mother f-cking b-tch”, the alternative expression to “every road goes somewhere”; to be applied when an individual makes a wrong turn in heavy traffic or misses an exit on the freeway.
gdsomfb has wider applications than the full phrasing, such as when missing a flight, train, or bus when one is in public and would prefer not to use profanity.
aw, the last train left half an hour ago! gdsomfb! gdsomfb! looks like we’re stuck here for the night.
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