gear porn


pictures, videos or stories of exotic, exclusive, vintage, expensive, special, unique or just weird musical instruments or other equipment (=gear), most often old modular -n-log synthesizers, that musically oriented people, not necessary musicians, drool over regardless if they can actually play the d-mn thing or not.
mr.a: i check out matrixsynth regularly for all my gear p-rn needs. do i look like i’m married?

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