geelings


when a man and a woman have a wonderful night of glorious f-cking, the man f-cks her so hard, that her c-m gets super thick like a jell substance. this may cause the p-n-s to get stuck in the v-g-n-l c-n-l because the v-g-n- is trying to eat the living soul out of this poor dudes d-ck, thus will teach him a lesson to make sure to pull that 6 inch meat or 2 inch meat (if asian) out before c-ming. smiley face.
-woman and man f-cking- gurl my d-ck is stuck. because its geeling. fine fine. ill put my d-ck out, geez b-tch.
feelings of the v-g-n-l kind. stems from gee, which is irish slang for v-g-n- in certain parts of the country, such as the counties of laois/offaly and also in urban centres of cultural taste, such as north dublin.
girl 1: my ex d-cked me around…but i still have geelings for him, ya know?
girl 2: i know…you never shut up about you ridin’ him. it’s called s-x with the ex, you sluh.

girl: i have such a weird geeling!
boy: are you on the blob or wha’?

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