GEICO 100%


a guarantee of 100% conformance in the face of information that cleary and obviously shows that conformance to be less than 100%
when she came home to find several plants dead, i -ssured her that i had come by to water them a geico 100% of the days she was away.

after i tested positive, my folks asked if my -ssurances of abstinence might actually represent a geico 100%.

i got my geico 100% when they told me “of course we had your written authorization before we tore your car apart because we obtain that written authorization prior to doing any work 100% of the time.”

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