gelatinous emu
when you take a sh-t that is so long that after it hits the bottom of the toilet, it remains verticaly erect as you keep cr-pping. after a while your cr-p starts to warp. oc-ssionally, if you are not lucky, the warp in the cr-p will happen right at the -sshole, thus smearing cr-p all over your -ss.
dude, i had a gelatinous emu that made me wipe for an extra 5 minutes. i missed the end of jesus christ superstar, the musical.
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