gelch


while getting a bl-wj-b, you hear a noise in the other room, thinking its your parents (or anyone else for that matter) you pull your d-ck out of the girls (or boys) mouth. under your breath you say “what the f-ck!!! my parents are in the other room” then you c-ck slap the person still on their knees.
yeah, the gelched me last night, i just hope the red mark on my face goes away soon.

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