Geld Weld
geld weld refers to s-m-n that dries on the tip of one’s d-ck after -j-c-l-t–n that later causes an erratic stream of urine. walls, floors, shower curtains, and other unintended targets are often showered in the process. geld is the german word for money and in this instance refers to a money shot.
in the movie ‘me, myself, and irene,’ jim carrey’s character gets a geld weld after a night of s-x and hilariously p-sses all over the bathroom.
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