gelf
a word that can be used in place of any word that you can ever think of, usually this would be a curse or bad word. used to create funny sentences.
“you are a flipping gelf”
” i heard you gelfed that girl last night”
“omg i just gelfed in my pants”
“my girlfriend dumped me, what a gelf”
genetically engineered life form. gelfs are all that remain of humanity after we render ourselves extinct in the far future, but we leave cultures of mix-matched animals on terraformed planets. created by rob grant and doug naylor in the tv show and books of red dwarf.
lister: we’ve got to shake it. what’s over there?
kryten: gelf sp-ce.
lister: it’ll never follow us in there.
rimmer: no because glefs are untrustworthy dangerous savages, it would be insane.
a mythical elven creature which follows you around and is essentially a part of you
sometimes i just want to kill my gelf
i love to play with my gelf
guy everybody likes friend. commonly used by drunken party-goers on the london underground.
due to his friendly nature, that one definitely looks like a gelf.
g.e.l.f. =
g irls
e veryone
l ikes to
f uck
there will be alot of hot g.e.l.f.s at the party tonight!
an efeminate short guy
nathan lane is a gelf
a girlfriend (see the example below).
oh my gawd. his gelf is a crack wh-r-.
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