Gen. Empoleon
the biggest kiss–ss on smogon, and ultimately just a huge f-g. he thinks he’s good at ubers but in reality he just sucks. he works too hard at attempting to gain respect and he ends up looking stupid.
gen. empoleon: jumpy! <3
jumpman16: hey, gen.
gen. empoleon: i finished the parasect -n-lysis! now i can show how good he is in ubers!
gen.empoleon: if anybody wants to read it just ask me!!!
jumpman16: in a bit, i'm busy.
gen. empoleon: are you sure? it's really great, i put hours of work into it just like with every team rate i do! it's a surprise i haven't gotten a badge yet, and i'm not even a mod either! it's a shame, because i spend my whole life on smogon, and i don't leave the house other than to get food. i mostly stay on shoddy posting little hearts made with < and 3 to try and kiss up to people. because once i finally get modded on smogon, my life will be complete.
tu-faint: gen. you suck.
gen. empoleon: guys ban him! he's trolling me!!
dracoyoshi08: who wants a hug! hugs for all!! <3 <3
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