General hospital
a soap opera set in port char;es new york.
did you watch general hosptial yesterday?
a soap opera airing on abc that has nothing to do with a hospital but instead is about how wonderful mobsters are and how incompetent the police truly are. it’s been on for over 45 years, though they declined to celebrate this important anniversary. it featured the famous wedding of luke and laura in the early 80’s when mobsters hadn’t taken over the show, but now it’s simply about mobsters.
charlotte: i can’t wait to watch general hospital today!
bob: why? i can’t stand that show.
charlotte: but the mobsters are hot!
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