General Order Number One
a series of military general orders prohibiting alcohol, war souvenirs, p-rnography, pets, satellite tv, wireless internet, blogs, fraternization with opposite s-x in war zones. sort of like ww2s catch-22. it means you can get in trouble for just about any non-military activity. thanks vietnam!
“dude… look at this hustler, cute kitten, haji pistol, bottle of jd”
“put it away you stupid f-ck before we get in more trouble”
“uh, yah general order number one, sh-t!!!”
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