Genital Mate
the genital equivalent of a soulmate. when you meet a member of the opposite s-x and as soon as your genitals touch for the first time, the clouds break, a ray of light shines upon your crotches, choirs of angels start to sing and the world around you begins to crumble.
“dude, i banged this colombian chick lately, i think i found my genital mate! the s-x was out of this world and we both came like five times in a row, it was absolutely ridiculous!”
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