genital platter
a man’s p-n-s and t-st-c-ls. a term that i just made up about a minute and a half ago.
“so jill, how was jon’s genital platter?”
“unsatisfactory at best.”
“he would be most displeased to hear you say that.”
“it would please me if a bystander pulled me aside and told me that i should really do something about it! it shows that there are still conscientious humans left on the planet.”
“why do you say you were a bystander?”
“well i might as well have been.”
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