gentleman and a scholar
exclaimed when some one goes out of their way to do something beneficial to you and others with you.
john: f-ck, i don’t have enough money to buy weed for tonight.
jack: worry not friend, this bags on me!
john: jack you’re a gentleman and a scholar!
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bill: f-ck man, i haven’t been laid in weeks!
jack: fret not, chum. take my woman!
bill: you’re a gentleman and a scholar!
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larry: oh f-ck, i’m getting a drug test today.
jack: -zip-
larry: jack you really are a gentleman and a scholar!
the highest compliment you can pay someone. equivalent to ‘you have kind eyes and a beautiful soul’ but no where near as gay.
person #1: steve, thanks heaps for picking my sister up from the airport. you my friend are a gentleman and a scholar!
person #2: …and there aren’t many of us left.
person #1: -chortle-chortle- well said!
person #2: and i f-cked her.
person #1: still stands.
a jack of all trades who makes your life easier
ray looks at sheep all day long, but still has time to help me with fractions, which is why all-day-ray is a gentleman and a scholar. in fact, he is 60% gentleman and 40% scholar.
an insult of a compliment used for someone who has done the minimum of what’s expected.
daniel: hey rich, thanks for washing those dishes from the cook’s line! you are a gentleman and a scholar and i’d love to meet your father someday; i’m sure he can cook a mean meat loaf.
rich: i never meet my father.
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