gentleman’s breakfast


to wake in the morning and without any notice bury your face and munch the sn-tch of your wife, girlfriend or date and her snapper is still puffy and wet from the s-x romp last night.
darrell woke at 6:00 in the morning to get ready for work. however, his girlfriend’s hot pocket was giving him a morning wink so he dove in and enjoyed a gentleman’s breakfast.

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