gentleman’s shake
post -j-c-l-t–n, the now s-xually gratified male takes his semi-flaccid p-n-s and shakes it wildly about the face of his liver depositing any remnant love juices on their cheeks and lips.
celeste gave frank a sloppy bl-w j-b and gobbled up his busted nut like a hungry wh-r-. he left her with a lovely facial glaze by doing the gentleman’s shake.
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