Gentleman’s Umbrella


gentleman’s umbrella is when a man who is uncirc-mcised attaches his p-n-s to a man with a circ-mcised p-n-s by pulling the foreskin over both the p-n-ses.

normally used in the h-m-s-xual community. but to do it the person doesn’t have to be gay.
hey tom did you hear there was a chance of rain, would you like a gentleman’s umbrella?

it sure is windy, would you like to use my gentleman’s umbrella?

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