Gentlemen’s Shower
a shower that consists of copious amounts of cologne, body spray, and/or deodorant without actually showering. the purpose of the gentlemen’s shower is to appear as a gentleman, even though you’re a filthy slob who can’t bother to shower.
john was running late for his interview so he took a gentlemen’s shower as to appear as a functional member of society.
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