Geodude
the most gangster pokemon alive. he has no legs, but he doesn’t need them, only arms. one for slappin’ b-tches, and one for countin’ money.
“is geodude gonna have to mud-slap a b-tch?”
the most annoying pokemon that keeps popping up when you’re going through a cave.
it sucks -ss but it still wants to fight your godlike pokemons.
unsatisfying.
“f-ck.. another geodude.”
pokemon #074.
type: rock.
element: rock/ground.
height: 1′ 4″
weight: 44 lbs.
found in fields and mountains. mistaking them for boulders, people often step or trip on them.
geodude, i choose you!
a midget who has had his or her legs amputated.
misty: so i was hiking through mt. moon yesterday, and this midget with no legs crawled up to me and tried to start a fight!
ash: f-cking geodudes, they just won’t leave you alone…
somebody who cant catch a ball like a football or baseball
nice catch…. geodude
or
he is such a geodude he couldnt catch aids in africa
a rock hard p-n-s, that which is so rigid that children can attach a swing to it.
so this one time i was in the frozen food section and i totally got a geodude because your grandma was there.
a curly rang attending north sydney girls high. evolves into graveler at age 21
“geodude, look! your in the photo!”
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