geoff’d it
to be ahead/doing well in something, only to f-ck it up at the last second and fail.
origin: geoff ramsey of achievement hunter, who constantly causes himself to fail, no matter how hard he tries to succeed.
-while playing gta v-
“i’m gonna win!”
-falls off the map, proceeds to be p-ssed by everyone in race-
“gah! i geoff’d it!”
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