Geoffinately


more definate than definate.
a promise or oath to do something 100%, without doubt.
only death or similar will prevent this from happening.
not to be confused with definately.
“i will geoffinately be in the pub on friday.”
translation: “i will be in the pub on friday night without a doubt and the only thing that would stop me would dieing beforehand or if the pub exploded.”

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