geordie alarm clock


a fart performed in bed by one’s wife/female partner, so loud in volume and pungent in smell that it would rouse even a work-shy geordie from his foul sleep pit.
“howay pet! mind tha geordie alarm clock. yor orse has splattered broon allaver me pidjammers!”

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