george costanzaed
based on the seinfeld characted “george costanza,” ‘george costanzaing’ is the act of taking back some of the money one has left for a tip, most often while the money is in the waitress/waiter’s hand.
i totally george costanzaed that waitress when i realized you left 15.00 on a 20 dollar tab!
i’m not one for george costanzaing, but i refuse to leave more than 2 dollars for this waiter!
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