George Glass
an imaginary boyfriend you talk about to make yourself feel better for not having a real one!
oh didn’t you hear?! i have a new george gl-ss!
you’ll have to meet him, but he’s really quite a busy guy..
what’s the matter, didn’t anyone out there ever watch the
brady bunch? they were so “groovy” & “far-out”!
anyway, in one episode, jan (eve plumb), was envious of
marsha,marsha,marsha, and all of her “hunks” playing hide the sausage, meanwhile, she (jan) wasn’t very talented @ playing the “skin flute”, so she create, (so to speak) an imaginary boyfriend named…
george gl-ss
jorje: que p-ssa my freng? homes, that jan is looking “kaliente”
pedro: jew better chill meng, … you better not let george gl-ss hear you! i heard that he is one bad gringo!
by the way, did you ever see him?
jorje: nah vatto, you?
pedro: nah, but i heard that he’s so bad… he can blow bubbles through bricks!!!
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