george two pints
someone who goes out drinking, claiming to be a heavy drinker.
inevitably ends up drinking 2 pints and becoming ‘the life and soul of the party’.
james: ”hey, i was in the pub the other night with lei.”
ed: ‘ah yeh, what happened?”
james: ‘well he challenged me to drinking the most’
ed: ‘who won?’
james: ‘well me..i only had 3 pints.’
ed: ‘ah right’
james: ‘ yes. indeed a george two pints’.
ed: ‘f-ggot’
james: ‘yes’
ed: ‘consider him no longer man or friend’
james: ‘deal’
ed: ‘deal’
and then…
noel edmonds: ‘deal or no deal.’
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