Georgia Mud Fudge
often confused with the dairy queen treat, the georgia mud fudge is actually, when you make a deposit of fecal matter inside someone’s bed linens, and subsequently conceal the hefty load within said bedding.
scene from g-dfather… except bl–dy horsehead is replaced with giant, juicy deuce.
georgia mud fudgee: “man! my socks are covered in mud… i didn’t sleep walk, did i?”
gergia mud fudger: “naw, man. that ain’t mud, you got georgia mud fudged. dude… check this out!”
innocent third party: “dude your socks smell like sh-t. quit walking around, your smearing sh-t everywhere.”
see also: -ss comet
sh-t produced from a persons -ss when they receive -n-l without having there colon thoroughly flushed out.
last night while giving claud -n-l, i realized she had not received her monthly enema when my d-ck and b-lls were covered in georgia mud fudge.
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