Geosomnia


when the teacher drowns you in math and you practically fall to the floor with tiredness because you hate geometry so much. you fall asleep on your desk and the teacher rudely wakes you up.
chick: dude, you’ve got a case of geosomnia, better get up before mr. pie comes over here.
dude: f-ck him, it is his fault i have geosomnia, he bores me to f-cking tears. i’m going back to sleep i’m tired.

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