gerbil fucker


a person who inserts gerbils or other small rodents into his or her r-ct-m for s-xual gratification. gerbil f-ckers are often, though not always, h-m-s-xual males.
which one of you sick gerbil f-ckers stole my pet hamster?

when the er doctor retrieved the lifeless wet clump of fur from richard gere’s r-ct-m, his suspicions were confirmed– gere was indeed a gerbil f-cker.

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