Gerbil Smuggler


this term is born out of a practice known as “gerbil stuffing” where after proper dilation of the -n-s (typically through vigorous h-m-s-xual activity) one man inserts a cardboard tube into another man’s r-ct-m. once the tube is in place a gerbil (meriones unguiculatus) is tucked into the tube and plunged deeper with broom handle or an erect p-n-s. the man carrying the gerbil is then a gerbil smuggler.
he used to be straight but now he’s a total gerbil smuggler.

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