Gerbil
a small furry animal belonging to the order rodentia which have no agend whatsoever. one minute its sleepin. the next its humpin a water bottle.
my gerbil is crazy. it’s humps everything!
the opposite of a cougar. a young girl seeking an older man.
i swung by to pick up my kid at middle school today, when this smokin’ gerbil gave me her number!
most amazing cutest animal of them all which must not be used in the art of b-m f-cking
oh that gerbils so cute
n. term originating from sat-rday night live meaning the opposite of a cougar; a younger girl who likes older men the way an older woman (cougar) likes younger men
bartender: here you go, two shots of tequila.
andy: we didn’t order these.
bartender: they’re from the two ladies over there.
(points to two 10 year old girls)
andy: dude, nice! thank you, ladies.
bartender: watchout, they’re gerbils.
andy: gerbils?
bartender: yeah, the opposite of cougars.
gerbil, small, intelligent, superior mammal species.
how dare you all show contempt for this sacred creature!! gerbils are not to be ‘used’ for ‘h-m-s-xual pleasures’. they are sovereign, sacred animals. gerbils have much to teach us, which is why some have volunterred to be pets for humans, even tho humans are mostly mentally and emotionally r-t-rded with minimal awareness and intelligence.
small seizurey mammal who watches s-xual acts of unspeakable horror
that gerbil was all seizurey, & uh stuff
the opposite of a cougar. so a younger girl who is into older guys.
“wow, that guy is hot!!” – 18 year old girl.
“what?! that guy is like 50!!” – 18 year old girl’s friend.
“i know i love older guys. i’m a total gerbil” – 18 year old girl.
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