gerger


to penetrate a woman in the v-g-n- with a man’s p-n-s, whilst said man fingers her -sshole.
duuuuuuuuude, i f-cking gergered that sh-t.
pr-nounced: jair-jair
it is a nickname given to someone usually with the name gerald/gerard or something similar. these are the poor boys that are magnetically attracted to the jercer species. (whether the jercer is a boy or girl-the powers of magnetism cannot be stopped…..sorry)

ger-ger is just the nickname given to them when theyre in the relationship with the jercer. its much cuter. the ger-gers during the period of time in the relationship (usually a long time..as i said before..magnetism is a strong force) simply because it sounds better and they wont care because they are under a spell by the jercers (hypnotization….those dirty dumbersh-ts)

ger-gers are very, very unlucky..so if you have a son named gerald, gerard or something similar.. cover him in 4 leaf clovers, horseshoes, a penny that he found on the ground, and other lucky/irish-y stuff
important!!!!! knock on wood right when you get up! those skinny-fat jercers could be pulling you with their giant magnet on your front lawn!
gerald: what a nice day
-jercer comes by with giant magnet-
ger-ger: iluvu my smootchie cootchie coo mwah mwah<3 dweber: lesson learned! don't name son gerald!

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