gerk

also known as “jerk”, a gerk is used when someone who is texting has the spelling capacity of a 4 year old. it however, is pr-nounced just as it is spelled with a grrr. gerk now replaces the word jerk in everyday conversations.
text: “you are a gerk.”
reply: “what the h-ll does that m…oh. he can’t spell.”

don’t mind josh, he’s just being a gerk.
gerk is geek + nerd. nerd has a lot of meanings but its mainly when your really smart. and geek is usally when your into geeky things like star wars, video games, ect.
wow! she/he gets straight a’s and is a huge star wars fan, she/he is a gerk.
gerk-somone beyond the mixture of a geek, nerd, and dork.

mechanically inclined.
accomplished in scientific or technical pursuits but is felt to be socially inept.
gerk would understand this joke, and what the workd unix means.

•a unix joke.
“there was a party where all math functions were having a good time. but, standing alone by the corner, there was e^x and he was not having the same good time. then ∂x and ∫ came to him, and asked him to integrate himself to the party: -c’mon dude, integrate with us. and e^x said: -it makes no sense, it would make no difference.

•if f(x)=e^x, ∫f(x)∂x then the result is f(x)=e^x.
1. another name for p-n-s
2. an extremely cool personguy :d
gerk = teh pwn
marijuana, a smoke that calms and refreshes, usually the compressed variety possibly containing seeds.
before the party we smoked some gerks. we are going to the concert , do you have your gerks. angie only hangs around with us because we have the gerks.
a girl jerk.
him: she is a jerk!
her: only guys can be jerks!
him: fine, then she is a gerk!
a combination of the words dork, nerd, and geek.
dude, your such a gerk. you have an a+ in every cl-ss, and you are a spammer.