being germ-polite is when you do not sneeze or cough all over someone next to you when you are full of flu or cold germs. nor do you sneeze or cough into your hand and then shake someone else’s hand. neither is your house germ-polite if you allow your cat to walk over the kitchen surfaces or the dining room table without then wiping them clean. nor are you germ-polite if you stroke your cat or dog or other pet and then, without first washing your hands, you touch food that other people are going to eat.
crikey – i hate going to eat at that person’s house – it’s not germ-polite. they let that horrible, dribbly cat of theirs walk all over their kitchen work surfaces. and no i am not a paranoid-android i just don’t like people sharing their germs with me!
- fish d*cking
the group act of, well putting your d-ck in the mouth of a fish you or someone else has caught. an activity conducted in secret by groups of male friends who are always going “fishing”. fish d-cking can be a solo adventure but is usually conducted by a group. fish d-ckers like talking about fishing […]
the ultimate epitomy of a smoking hot girl “just hooked up with the dardy italian yorgi last night boi “
wierd freek addicted to potaoes and mushrooms. you are such a kinan!! via giphy
- *sslete's foot
when your feet have the same odor as -ss d-mn matt. your feet smell so bad. you should go to the doctor. you might have -sslete’s foot.
lunch and dinner combined around 3 pm in the afternoon. the boy asked me to go to linner with him on tuesday. the meal between lunch and dinner, just as brunch is the meal between breakfast and lunch. we went on a hot linner date at 3pm. a late lunch, almost dinner meal. after the […]