German Carwash
to -j-c-l-t- on a females back and then urinate on her to rinse off the seimen
jack german carwashed me last night!
while the girl is giving the guy a bl-wj-b, the guy pours a beer over her head. once he c-ms in her mouth she tilts her head back and opens her mouth. the guy continues to pour beer into her mouth to help her swallow.
give your girl a german carwash after a night at the bar.
while having orals-x the guy is on bottom, licking the womans v-g-n-, while she gives him a bl-w j-b. the car wash is complete once the guy has -j-c-l-t-d on the women’s face and she has c-m on his face, their mouth’s will be minty fresh.
that german car wash made me c-m so hard on her face
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