german fire drill
a german fire drill: four to six people gather in a circle in a dark concrete room wearing sweaters woven out of each others pubic hair (or darkish gray spandex, depending on how much time they had) subsequent to each consuming a large portion of syrup of ipecac. the partic-p-nts in the fire drill wait until the ipecac has its effects at which point they ferociously vomit on each other, creating a shower-like fountain of ipecac-scented vomit. the sound created by the people vomiting has been sometimes described as sounding like a german fire alarm, thus giving the practice it’s name. special attention is generally taken by partic-p-nts to direct a majority of the vomit on the host’s genitalia, as an act of courtesy and grat-tude.
we-ooh we-ooh we-ooh
what is that noise sharon?
my son and his friends are having a german fire drill upstairs, sorry.
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