German Log Splitter
when man is laying in bed and a friend comes along and first grabs his legs. he then takes his foot and quickly proceeds towards his genitals and then goes in for the kill. ouch!
man 1: why do you look so sore?
man 2: dude i got the german log splitter last night and now i can barely walk.
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