german shower


when you take a sh-t of a lifetime and someone goes in to take a shower after you have done the deed.
carlos: just german showered this girl that i f-cked last night.
kevin: not cool dude, not cool.
the act of puking one’s brain’s out all over the walls-

– – room must be the bathroom
i heard that after she got home, isabel german showered her entire bathroom! those crazy germans!
when someone farts into the intake of a cpap machine while it’s user is sleeping. there’s no escape.
similar to a dutch oven, but the victims of a german shower can only be on cpap.
the act of defecating a violent stream of diarrhea onto the head/face of another or oneself-.

the german showerer’s -n-s plays the part of the shower faucet while the showeree enjoys– the hot fecal material enrobing his/her visage.

-see tub girl

–it is quite often the showeree does not in fact enjoy this.
“one day i consumed 3 gallons of spicey chili and went and annihilated my girlfriend’s face with a violent torrent of jalapeno pepper laced excrement. she quite enjoyed the german shower but the jalapeno peppers-not so much.”

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