Gert


‘great’ or ‘very’ in a dirty bristol accent.
‘e took me behind the chip shop, and when ‘e c-m in i, it were gert lush.
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a bristolian slang word meaning ‘big’ or ‘very’ etc.

often said in a very farmerish bristolian accent by the slightly older generation.
1. shut yer mouth you bl–dy gert b-st-rd, you.

2. that was a gert hippo.

3. gert lush.
latin: gert means “he who is strong with the spear”
gert – meaning the name of a man – frequently used in the netherlands
big or very
christ! that elephant’s bl–dy gert.
an abnormally large -n-s
this chick i just met had a gert….
to -j-c-l-t- seminal fluid multiple times in an abrupt and violent manner, often without regard for the well-being of others.
i gerted on her face.
they played rock-paper-scissors to gert on their knee.
sometimes you just gotta gert.
a greeting, often used in place of “h-llo” or “hey.” this word can be used to greet nearly anyone. for instance, in the song “i’m goin’ in” by lil wayne, drake, and young jeezy, the line “h-llo motherf-cker, hey, hi, how you doin’?” can be replaced with the line “gert motherf-cker, gert, gert, how you doin’?”
“gert, mr. president.”
-ring -ring, -ring -ring….”gert?”

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