total moron who miraculously steals your girl
had cheryl stolen from me by this f-ckin gerzburgular. guy can’t even chew gum and walk at the same time but somehow he’s nutting all in my girl’s puss.
- grundy pips
small pieces of faecal matter found in grubby underpants. colin, having terrible flatulence as well as hygiene was not surprised to find that the frequent release of vaporised t-rd into his pants had formed into grundy pips. a more polite way of saying “i’ve followed through and lightly sh-t myself”.
- original crew
when in a long anime or tv series the group that helped the mc in the beginning come back in a later arc, often with new and/or better powers. weeb 1: i love how the old characters came back to fight again, i always wanted to see the original crew fight again! weeb 2: they […]
yeah daddy! oh wait, godaddy is a website for making your own website… godaddy is a paid service by the way.
- b*mping biscuits
to b-mp genitals that often leads to s-xual encounters me and this girl were b-mping biscuits in the back room.
- crispy tender
when u deep fry your p-n-s and then beat it oh yesterday cj and and lane had a crispy tender.