Get a fucking job
this is what you say to a thirty year old running around aimlessly in your neighbourhood at 4 o’clock in the morning looking for pikachu
dave: ” hey tom who’s that clown running around on your front lawn in the rain with his i phone?” tom: “who knows , that dude should get a f-cking job “
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